Heading east, we hope at least (I'm a poet and I didn't realise)

We are about to leave for Slovakia. I don't really know what to expect. It should be a bit different to other places I guess. Anyway I just thought I should put up a post in case they don't have the internet yet...

I'll leave you with a quote from Eurotrip about Bratislava:

Scotty: Is there a train soon to Berlin?
Local: Oh yes very soon -they are building it right now.