I died

Nah! Haha just kidding!
roflmao
at home

Yay I didn't die

Back in the New Zealand now. Not dead. Good.

Amongst the Crasians (crazy asians)

Some of you may have heard that we were meant to be on different flights from Taiwan, with Greg staying a full day. However, it turns out the flight I was booked on didn't exist... so now we're on the same flight. Although all this was fixed at the counter for free, it does mean I miss my flight to Wellington by a day, and then the bastards charged me $120 to change it. I don't know if EVA Air fucked up, or if it was STA Travel, but someone is going to give me that money back or their offices will be torched. Not by me... By someone else... Who looks like me on security cameras but isn't actually me. Honest.

So today we are in Taiwan. I didn't have any money, but then my parents gave me some as emergency because I thought I was flying straight through. Taiwan uses dollars, but its 20:1 to NZ$ so I feel rich. We are going on a free tour, after free night in 5-star hotel, with free buffet breakfast and now I'm using free internet. Taiwan is a cheap place.

Also, Laser Mission is a sweet movie. It was the classic on the flight over. Classic.

I'm trying to think of a pun, but Greg 'pun'ishes me now if I do.

Yeah so if I make puns now, Greg waits a couple of sentences and then just repeats it back. Apparently my Uncle is a punny guy too -it must be genetic.

Today we went for a drive around the south of England. Greg: I like the English countryside. Yes Greg, it is nice. We went to a beach where it was stoney. I threw rocks at the sea to get back at the Yrr. Barstards. Greg threw rocks at me because he suspected I was a jew. At first I was angry, but when he explained it like that, I thought it was fair enough.

I need to get a book for the flight because the other books finished and the iPod died. I'm thinking the Koran could be interesting. Well at least if you read out the passages about infidels while boarding. Fuck people at Heathrow are Islamophobic (I learnt a new word on the British Communist Party website -my cousin's homepage). Greg: Al doesn't realise that they're just anti-semitic. I think this smear campaign stems from me having not spent any money after borrowing 50c from him in France...

We have been spreading the word of Flight of the Conchords, who, with our help, should be set to 'take-off' over here. Hahahahaha. But I think they'll just crash and burn in Paris... too soon? Greg: Don't laugh that's not funny. Nah just kidding it's fucking hilarious.